Friday, March 16, 2018

I Scream, You Scream

So, Once Upon a Time, one of my boyfriend's friends told him that ice cream truck drivers are incredibly territorial. Apparently the guy had spent a summer back in the 80's or something, making some extra money with the family truck, and almost got knifed for intruding on someone else's turf. Each truck also has it's own jingle that plays, so you know when someone else is in the neighborhood, rather than your usual driver.

Because of this, my BF actively listens to the jingle when he hears a driver nearby, to see if it's our regular or an interloper, and tells me which it is (because I don't pay attention to this, but now I'm thinking I should). Whenever he hears a different jingle than normal, he gets all excited and starts talking about "shit's about to go down!", like we're about to be stuck in the middle of a gang war. It's hilarious.

Every time we talk about it, I start to picture ice cream truck drivers with body-guards, going into the ghettos, trolling for trouble, and I start to giggle. I can imagine the movie. He says it would be like "Gangs of New York", only all in white.

So, does anyone else have any stories like this? Is this still a thing? Have you had an ice cream man go missing? Inquiring minds want to know.

Sunday, February 4, 2018

Electric Horses

Thanks to a video on Facebook, I've learned that Harley Davidson will start producing electric motorcylces. Can we just take a moment to talk about what a big deal this is??

Electric motorcycles and scooters are already being produced by California's Zero Motorcycles and Alta Motors, and of course, Germany's BMW and Italy's Energica among others. So why is THIS proposed electric motorcycle a big deal? None of these have the brand recognition of Harley Davidson. For many people, Harley Davidson IS the definition of motorcyle, much like Roller Blade is the definition of the in-line skate. And what defines Harley Davidson motorcylces? Loud pipes.

If you've ever heard one of your neighbors start up their Harley and tear down the street, you can still hear it in your mind right now. Electric motorcycles, like electric cars, are virtually silent when running. Harley Davidson, the iconic big, bad, in your face loud motorcycles, is changing one of the the things that define them.

According to what I've read, The move is a continuation of the 2014 Livewire project and is likely inspired by the sales of HD motorcycles being down in 2017. Millenials just aren't buying Harleys, and that generation of road warriors who did is aging out. It's starting with just one model. How well it sells is going to determine the future of motorcycle riding, I guarantee it. Once Harley Davidson is on board with electric, everyone, and maybe everything, will follow. Because Harley Davidson will make electric *cool*. No longer the domain of elitists, Harley Davidson will bring electric power to the masses of the rough and grumble. Harley's high price tag usually keeps their bikes out of most folk's budget, but not their dreams. This is the type of small (and yet HUGE) step, that can redefine the imagination of a generation. Just sayin'.

I'll be watching.